ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man



arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad


yungterra:

it’s time to get krazy with the kong

yungterra:

it’s time to get krazy with the kong


lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

image


lavastormsw:

hillbillyinablimp:

4gifs:

When you’re not good with chopsticks. [video]

is this the same guy who


does he just have a giant cutlery set lying around
seriously though

lavastormsw:

hillbillyinablimp:

4gifs:

When you’re not good with chopsticks. [video]

is this the same guy who

does he just have a giant cutlery set lying around

seriously though


voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain


inside-her-mind-and-dreams:

vinebox:

When moms bring home pizza


Yessssssssssss

inside-her-mind-and-dreams:

vinebox:

When moms bring home pizza

Yessssssssssss